Jovial Annotations

Jizz in my pants

Mark Clements — Sat, 10 Jan 2009 10:21:29 +0000

Rainbow

Mark Clements — Sat, 10 Jan 2009 10:20:47 +0000

Power Thirst

Mark Clements — Sat, 10 Jan 2009 09:29:23 +0000

It will say it all.

Chesterfield

Mark Clements — Sun, 14 Dec 2008 21:29:56 +0000

‘go on, give it a push!’

At least its sunny!

Mark Clements — Mon, 17 Nov 2008 18:58:30 +0000

This is brilliant, now that is what I call a best man! Well done!
I love the moment everyone shouts ‘NOOOOOO’, because that’s going to help! Good one!
ha ha ha ha ha.

What more, the cameraman continues to film the ceremony and even zooms in! Brilliant!

Juno

Mark Clements — Sat, 08 Nov 2008 10:24:04 +0000

Juno, what a great film and I love the opening song too by Barry Louis Polisar

If I was a flower growing wild and free
All I’d want is you to be my sweet honey bee.
And if I was a tree growing tall and greeen
All I’d want is you to shade me and be my leaves

All I want is you, will you be my bride
Take me by the hand and stand by my side
All I want is you, will you stay with me?
Hold me in your arms and sway me like the sea.

If you were a river in the mountains tall,
The rumble of your water would be my call.
If you were the winter, I know I’d be the snow
Just as long as you were with me, when the cold winds blow.

All I want is you, will you be my bride
Take me by the hand and stand by my side
All I want is you, will you stay with me?
Hold me in your arms and sway me like the sea.

If you were a wink, I’d be a nod
If you were a seed, well I’d be a pod.
If you were the floor, I’d wanna be the rug
And if you were a kiss, I know I’d be a hug

All I want is you, will you be my bride
Take me by the hand and stand by my side
All I want is you, will you stay with me?
Hold me in your arms and sway me like the sea.

If you were the wood, I’d be the fire.
If you were the love, I’d be the desire.
If you were a castle, I’d be your moat,
And if you were an ocean, I’d learn to float.

All I want is you, will you be my bride
Take me by the hand and stand by my side
All I want is you, will you stay with me?
Hold me in your arms and sway me like the sea.

Love the Yaris!

Mark Clements — Wed, 22 Oct 2008 20:47:34 +0000

ha ha ha love it!

Goat Tipping

Mark Clements — Sat, 04 Oct 2008 11:02:11 +0000

You have heard of cow tipping, you may even have heard of tractor tipping on the Disney film Cars; but I bet you haven’t heard of Goat tipping? These goats faint when scared or excited. Classic, I so want one!

The BEST/WORST Football Celebrations.

Mark Clements — Thu, 18 Sep 2008 21:04:48 +0000

After much thought. Rayfield and I have decided that the best goal celebration goes to…

Cantona – It’s a statement that says, ‘I am the man!’

The WORST goal celebration goes to…

Robbie Keane – Seriously, It’s just a forward roll! Primary school kids can do that! Almost!

Whoops…

Mark Clements — Thu, 18 Sep 2008 20:54:25 +0000

Goalkeepers… They scream at defenders when they do something wrong, yet they get away with mistakes (if you can call this a mistake) all the time.