Posted by: Mark Clements | January 10, 2009

Jizz in my pants

Posted by: Mark Clements | January 10, 2009

Rainbow

Posted by: Mark Clements | January 10, 2009

Power Thirst

It will say it all.

Posted by: Mark Clements | December 14, 2008

Chesterfield

‘go on, give it a push!’

Posted by: Mark Clements | November 17, 2008

At least its sunny!

This is brilliant, now that is what I call a best man! Well done!
I love the moment everyone shouts ‘NOOOOOO’, because that’s going to help! Good one!
ha ha ha ha ha.

What more, the cameraman continues to film the ceremony and even zooms in! Brilliant!

Posted by: Mark Clements | November 8, 2008

Juno

Juno, what a great film and I love the opening song too by Barry Louis Polisar

If I was a flower growing wild and free
All I’d want is you to be my sweet honey bee.
And if I was a tree growing tall and greeen
All I’d want is you to shade me and be my leaves

If I was a flower growing wild and free
All I’d want is you to be my sweet honey bee.
And if I was a tree growing tall and greeen
All I’d want is you to shade me and be my leaves

All I want is you, will you be my bride
Take me by the hand and stand by my side
All I want is you, will you stay with me?
Hold me in your arms and sway me like the sea.

If you were a river in the mountains tall,
The rumble of your water would be my call.
If you were the winter, I know I’d be the snow
Just as long as you were with me, when the cold winds blow.

All I want is you, will you be my bride
Take me by the hand and stand by my side
All I want is you, will you stay with me?
Hold me in your arms and sway me like the sea.

If you were a wink, I’d be a nod
If you were a seed, well I’d be a pod.
If you were the floor, I’d wanna be the rug
And if you were a kiss, I know I’d be a hug

All I want is you, will you be my bride
Take me by the hand and stand by my side
All I want is you, will you stay with me?
Hold me in your arms and sway me like the sea.

If you were the wood, I’d be the fire.
If you were the love, I’d be the desire.
If you were a castle, I’d be your moat,
And if you were an ocean, I’d learn to float.

All I want is you, will you be my bride
Take me by the hand and stand by my side
All I want is you, will you stay with me?
Hold me in your arms and sway me like the sea.

Posted by: Mark Clements | October 22, 2008

Love the Yaris!

ha ha ha love it!

Posted by: Mark Clements | October 4, 2008

Goat Tipping

You have heard of cow tipping, you may even have heard of tractor tipping on the Disney film Cars; but I bet you haven’t heard of Goat tipping? These goats faint when scared or excited. Classic, I so want one!

Posted by: Mark Clements | September 18, 2008

The BEST/WORST Football Celebrations.

After much thought. Rayfield and I have decided that the best goal celebration goes to…

Cantona – It’s a statement that says, ‘I am the man!’

The WORST goal celebration goes to…

Robbie Keane – Seriously, It’s just a forward roll! Primary school kids can do that! Almost!

Posted by: Mark Clements | September 18, 2008

Whoops…

Goalkeepers… They scream at defenders when they do something wrong, yet they get away with mistakes (if you can call this a mistake) all the time.

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